Here are a few signs and such from our wandering around Chennai the last couple days--

• "Ethical Hacking... Buy 1 Seat Get 1 Seat Free... Limited Seating Available"--Can there really be such a thing as this?
• "Coherent Consulting"--I so much prefer the incoherent kind of consulting... I wonder wher they are located?
• "Hotel Runs"--We are all beyond glad that we are not saying at this place! Instead of a mint on your pillow, you get a pack of Immodium...
• "It's not what you play, it's what you play with"--this slogan was seen in a music store... perhaps this is the way band directors try to convince musicians to join the marching band?
• While in the same mucis store, the owner's phone rang. Wann aknow his ringtone? "Oh, Susanna"--Now the yodeling train porter doesn't sem so outlandish... wait... yes he does...
• One hotel advertised: "Smoke Rooms Available"--Is that a light hint of mesquite or maybe applewood that I smell?
• There are pieces of wisdom painted all over the road offering driving insights. We saw this one yesterday: "Driving Faster Can Cause Disaster"--slamming on your brakes and short-stopping can also... we know... after almost 4 weeks in this country (last year and this), we got nailed in the right rear by a motorcycle (If I were as good as Josh, I could add the picture of our tail light... but I'm not, so imagine paint scrapes... a little ding... and a cracked tail light...)
• And, finally--"Decorate Your Home With Handicrafts Bring Divinity Down From Heaven"--I almost bout a 1.25 million rupee elephant after I read this one...