While eating lunch today, I realized what I want when I get home...

• In the Salt Lake City airport, from Burger King, a Double Mustard Whopper with cheese and extra pickles... and a side order of onion rings...
• Then, from Cinnabon, a giant cinnamon roll with extra pecans...
• When I get home, regardless of the hour... a big rib-eye grilled with only Lawry's and pepper--NO gravy or sauce...
• Also, a baked potatoe with butter, sour cream, bacon bits, and cheese...
• The next day for lunch, I want to go to the Snow Bunny for an order of fried pickles, their cheeseburger with a grilled hot link sausage on it, and a blackberry shake...
• On the Saturday after I get back, my wife's cousin is getting married--they are butchering the fatted calf (almost literally!)... I can't wait...
• I might have to call my brother and have him ship me a couple pounds of brisket and some Czech hot links from Kreuz Market in Lockhart, TX...

You know what? I think I'll just go back to my room... put on my headphones... and listen to Jimmy Buffet for a while... "Cheeseburger in Paradise"...